MURPHY'S DRIVING LAWS
IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE THE
PROPER DRIVING DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU, SOMEONE
WILL ALWAYS MOVE IN! THE GUY THAT HAS A
BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE" ALWAYS
TAILGATES!
TRUCKS THAT OVERTURN ON
THE FREEWAY ARE ALWAYS FILLED WITH SOMETHING STICKY!
THERE'S ALWAYS
ROOM TO MERGE BEHIND A DIESEL BUS!
AS SOON AS
YOU CHANGE LANES TO A FASTER LANE, IT BECOMES THE SLOWEST LANE!
IF YOU TRY TO CHANGE
LANES TO GET TO THE OFF RAMP, THE GUY IN THE LANE TO YOUR RIGHT
WILL ALWAYS SPEED UP!
WHEREVER YOU PARK YOUR
CAR IN THE SUMMER, THE SUN IS ALWAYS SHINING ON THE DRIVERS SEAT!
IT TAKES LONGER TO GET
THERE THAN IT DOES TO GET BACK!
IF ALL THE CARS ARE COMING
YOUR WAY...YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE-WAY STREET!
IF YOU PARK SEVERAL
BLOCKS AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINATION, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PARKING
SPACE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT!
THE FIRST BUG TO LAND
ON YOUR CLEAN WINDSHIELD WILL ALWAYS SPLATTER RIGHT IN FRONT
OF YOUR EYES!
WHEN YOU NEED TO CHANGE
A FLAT TIRE, YOU DISCOVER THE SPARE IS FLAT TOO!
THE AIR CONDITIONING BREAKS
DOWN ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
A DING IN THE DOOR IS
MOVE AGGRAVATING THAN A DENT!
A TRAFFIC LIGHT WILL ALWAYS
TURN YELLOW AS YOU APPROACH IT!
YOUR CAR NEVER MALFUNCTIONS
OR MAKES THE SAME NOISE IN FRONT OF YOUR MECHANIC!
YOUR CAR RUNS WORSE AFTER
BEING
SERVICED!
YOUR ENGINE FALLS OUT
OF THE CAR THE DAY AFTER YOUR WARRANTY EXPIRES!
YOUR CAR HORN ALWAYS
GETS STUCK WHEN YOU'RE BEHIND A GROUP OF "HELL'S ANGELS"!